(A Stern Warning About the Information That Follows: DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, THIS IS ONLY MEANT TO BE ATTEMPTED BY PROFESSIONALS AND IS NOT A VIABLE METHOD FOR THE FINAGLING OF CHEETOS )

If you’re ever bored and have an hour to kill, I have a cool, safe, and productive activity for you to try.

Go into a gas station with an open bag of Cheetos and try to convince them they’re yours.

XOXO, Foster Lambert Heuer