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Foster Heuer

Foster Heuer, Writer


Foster Heuer first emerged in the late nineties under "mysterious" circumstances. These first few years would prove trying, but Foster was able to gain much acclaim in various circles of 2 to 6 year olds. They praised him for his insight into naps and snacks; however, critics argued his work was largely derivative of Theodore Seuss, PhD. These critics would eventually gain favor with masses leading to a ubiquitous insurrection among his followers. Foster would soon disappear into obscurity. Little is known about his life in the ensuing decade: some say he joined the Navajo Indians, some say he was touring the eastern sea board with funk legend George Clinton, but most, at the time, believed him to be dead. Whatever the truth may be, Foster resurfaced freshman year of high school where he began his well documented, albeit short lived, football career. All was well for much of his rookie campaign, but, as was inevitable, tragedy struck. Matt Ryan, son of Rob, weighed between 300 and 30,000 pounds (at least somewhere between those numbers). This behemoth of a man cascaded on to what can only be described as the two of the most fragile and delicate knees to ever grace the face of the earth. Needless to say, walking was no longer an option. Crippled and dejected, Foster retired from football and once again faded into obscurity. He spent the coming months breathing, eating, and sleeping. Also talking and going to school and doing various other things. It would seem he has finally plateaued into the monotonous drum of a normal life. Perhaps this is true. Perhaps not. Me, I choose to believe he's still out their, making love to the night.

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A Thought - Elementary

A Thought – Elementary

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
March 22, 2017
A Thought - Unworthy

A Thought – Unworthy

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
March 19, 2017
A Thought - Check Mate

A Thought – Check Mate

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
January 29, 2017
A Thought - Nomenclature

A Thought – Nomenclature

Foster Heuer, Philophizer
January 5, 2017
A Thought - Stay Schemin'

A Thought – Stay Schemin’

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
December 19, 2016
A Thought - Eggs-ecution

A Thought – Eggs-ecution

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
December 9, 2016
Is using the exact same picture going too far?

A Thought – Literacy

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
December 8, 2016
A Thought - Cross-Country

A Thought – Cross-Country

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
December 7, 2016
A Thought - Dexterity

A Thought – Dexterity

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
December 6, 2016
A Thought - Synonymous

A Thought – Synonymous

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
December 5, 2016
A Thought - Coolent

A Thought – Coolent

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
December 2, 2016
A Thought - Deliverence

A Thought – Deliverence

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
November 29, 2016
A Thought - Meat Fruit

A Thought – Meat Fruit

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
November 29, 2016
A Thought - The Results pt. 1

A Thought – The Results pt. 1

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
November 7, 2016
A Thought - High Fashion

A Thought – High Fashion

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
November 1, 2016
A Thought - Checkers

A Thought – Checkers

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
October 24, 2016
A Thought - The Railroad

A Thought – The Railroad

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
October 24, 2016
A Thought - To be or not to be

A Thought – To be or not to be

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
October 23, 2016
A Thought - A Mother's Love

A Thought – A Mother’s Love

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
October 19, 2016
A Thought - What's Fair is Fair

A Thought – What’s Fair is Fair

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
October 14, 2016
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A Thought – Take a Stand

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
October 4, 2016
A Thought - Ice Age 6

A Thought – Ice Age 6

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
October 4, 2016

A Thought – Leakage

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 30, 2016
A Thought - You Can Do It

A Thought – You Can Do It

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 30, 2016
A Thought - Fun Activities

A Thought – Fun Activities

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 29, 2016
A Thought - I See You

A Thought – I See You

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 29, 2016
A Thought - Tubas

A Thought – Tubas

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 26, 2016
A Thought - Hurt-ilizer

A Thought – Hurt-ilizer

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 25, 2016
A Thought - For Whom the Phone Tolls

A Thought – For Whom the Phone Tolls

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 24, 2016
Business people discussing work on laptop at a meeting

A Thought – The Theory of Everything

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 24, 2016
A Thought - A New Field of Science

A Thought – A New Field of Science

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 22, 2016
A Thought - Doors

A Thought – Doors

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 19, 2016
A Message from the Poet Anonymous

A Message from the Poet Anonymous

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 19, 2016
A Thought - Cutle-reason

A Thought – Cutle-reason

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 14, 2016
A Thought  - Fantasy

A Thought – Fantasy

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 13, 2016
A Thought - El Baño

A Thought – El Baño

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 13, 2016
A Thought - Lemons

A Thought – Lemons

Foster Heuer, Philosophizer
September 13, 2016
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