A professional tuba player was coming home from a concert one night when he was struck by an insatiable hunger. He had to pull over and get something to eat, but he was worried about leaving his tuba in the backseat. Even though he knew it was risky, the tuba player parked at a local burger joint and left his tuba in his car. For the next fifteen minutes, the tuba player ordered, received, and ate his food. When he finally emerged from the restaurant, he found that his worst fears had been confirmed.  His window had been broken and, sure enough, there were two tubas in the backseat of his car. Alas, the life of a tuba player. Stay woke my friends.

XOXO, Foster Lambert Heuer