For centuries, scientists, philosophers, and artists alike have searched for the meaning of life. Why? Science is full of interesting questions but few ways to find answers. However, I, whilst in a period of deep thought, have uncovered undeniable truth. I offer you this equation, which came to me in a dream. Solve it. What does life equal. The answer lies ahead of you, if you only have the nerve to try.

(A^2(Bx-3B)(Lx-6L)((x+1)/A)(Lx+2L))/(x^4-6x^3-27x^2+36x+36) = LIFE