Once upon a time, there was a man who crossed the Texas border from Mexico on his bike. When he got to the border he had a huge bag of sand on his shoulders. The border patrol made him take and off and they searched and found nothing. The next day the same guy comes riding up on his bike with another bag of sand. The border patrol once again searches the bag and once again find nothing. The man does this every day for the next six months until finally one of the border patrol officers sees the man at a bar in Texas. The officer says to the guy, “Listen, you got me and my buddies at the border scratching our heads. We don’t what to think. I swear on my life I won’t say anything to anybody, just tell me what it is your smuggling.” The guy turns to him and answers, “bicycles.”

XOXO, Foster Lambert Heuer