A Thought – Eggs-ecution


A man was arrested for his involvement in his wife’s untimely death last week. He made his statement in court yesterday, saying: “My wife hates housework. I bought her an electric oven, an electric washer, and an electric dryer. Then she complains that there are too many gadgets around and there’s nowhere to sit, so I bought her an electric chair.”


XOXO, Foster Lambert Heuer