You may ask yourself, why am I here. That is the question. The only question. And there is only one answer: to watch The Office. It’s the classy thing to do, everyone does it. So if you want to be kool and popular and six feet tall, watch The Office. A wise man once said, “The office is the best thing ever that ever happened ever.” That man is Kartik Joshi. Kartik is kool. You should check him out; he’s in my math class, he used to be in band, and he played the xylophone. Kartik is fast, so fast that he could beat Joe @joecareyIgotoutofmydoctorsappointmentearly. But beating Joe isn’t really that much of an accomplishment.  Because you know, Joe’s slow,

#theoffice #slowjoe#kartikiskool#hashtag

Jackson Shelby

P.S.

My pencil pouch has not be been getting a lot of attention lately. If you want, you can write whatever you want on it because my pencil pouch is lit

P. P. S.

My pencil pouch is lost so I have to find it first