Edited by Connor Page – Post Thurs, 10/6

Pun of the Day:

It’s always hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac…

…Because they always take things literally.

Fact of the Day:

In some areas of North America near the arctic circle, polar bears will mate with grizzlies, forming a cute but deadly hybrid with the keen predatory instincts of polar bears and ferocity of North American grizzlies.  The offspring is referred to by unimaginative scientists as “polar-grizzly bear hybrids,” but should always be called a “pizzly bear.”

Bonus Fact:

Armadillos can hold their breath for 4-6 minutes at a time.