The Daily – 10/7/16
Edited by Connor Page – Post Fri, 10/7
Pun of the Day:
Did you hear the joke about the German sausage?
It was the wurst.
Fact of the Day:
While most vegetable oils contain vegetables, baby powders and oils contain less than 1% baby by mass.

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