The Daily – 10/6/16
Edited by Connor Page – Post Thurs, 10/6
Pun of the Day:
It’s always hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac…
…Because they always take things literally.
Fact of the Day:
In some areas of North America near the arctic circle, polar bears will mate with grizzlies, forming a cute but deadly hybrid with the keen predatory instincts of polar bears and ferocity of North American grizzlies. The offspring is referred to by unimaginative scientists as “polar-grizzly bear hybrids,” but should always be called a “pizzly bear.”
![Despite its cuteness and unimposing size, this pizzly cub will undoubtedly grow into a fierce predator.](https://greenienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/36bcc96e16f97fac1a00c2e6a8b1577b.jpg)
Bonus Fact:
Armadillos can hold their breath for 4-6 minutes at a time.
![Run.](https://greenienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/363078-475x322.jpg)
![Photo of Imelda](https://greenienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/imelda-e1506997103155.jpg)
Imelda is the local advice columnist who snuck in before Hesse closed off the gates and still hasn't been found. Her favorite color is #e65c00 (carrot...