The Daily – 9/28/16
Pun of the Day:
How does Moses make tea?
Hebrews it!
Bonus Pun!
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
Fact of the Day:
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
![Timothy, a young ostrich considers just how small his eyes really are.](https://greenienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/dde1c85426511b05a391a5f6b97b5c24.jpg)
![Photo of Imelda](https://greenienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/imelda-e1506997103155.jpg)
Imelda is the local advice columnist who snuck in before Hesse closed off the gates and still hasn't been found. Her favorite color is #e65c00 (carrot...